I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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