I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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