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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
So squirting runs in the family.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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