Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
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I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
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I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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