Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Such a big mess for such a small penis
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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