you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
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Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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