Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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