Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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