11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
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There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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