Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
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Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
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