You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
and she was petting her beer can
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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