Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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