i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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