He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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