$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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