onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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