Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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