the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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