I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Your cock deserves a montage
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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