i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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