Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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