You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I want a musical about memes.
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