I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ttyl tear gas
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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