I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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