I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I need a burrito and a hug.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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