My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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