Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
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I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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