Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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