Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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