do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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