Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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