Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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