im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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