Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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