school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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