just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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