Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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