god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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