yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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