Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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