Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
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I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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