I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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