Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
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Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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