At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
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She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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