He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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