Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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