Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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