Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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