it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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