No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
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I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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