don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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