They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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