What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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