Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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