do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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